dylan tweney

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Write like a human.

Seth Godin: “The next time you get all formal or obfuscatory or snarky, ask a simple question, ‘If I knew this person and we were eating together in a restaurant, would I speak to them the same way?‘

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3 responses to “Write like a human.”

5/13/2006

I.

Well, I’d probably be swearing like a trucker. Would that be an improvement, really?
5/13/2006

Dylan

Dear Dipshit,

What the fuck!? Were you planning on paying your electric bill this month? You do know we’ll shut the juice off if you don’t pay it for a couple months in a row. Then you’ll be sitting in the dark like some pathetic old lady. You loser. Send the fucking check in, already.

–PG&E

Yeah, that might be an improvement…
5/14/2006

I.

Yeah, I’d say that’s pretty accurate. But you shouldn’t downgrade old ladies like that, asswipe.