Write like a human.

3 thoughts on “Write like a human.”

1. 

   I.

   5/13/2006 at 3:27 pm

   Well, I’d probably be swearing like a trucker. Would that be an improvement, really?
2. 

   Dylan

   5/13/2006 at 4:36 pm

   Dear Dipshit,

   What the fuck!? Were you planning on paying your electric bill this month? You do know we’ll shut the juice off if you don’t pay it for a couple months in a row. Then you’ll be sitting in the dark like some pathetic old lady. You loser. Send the fucking check in, already.

   –PG&E

   Yeah, that might be an improvement…
3. 

   I.

   5/14/2006 at 7:03 am

   Yeah, I’d say that’s pretty accurate. But you shouldn’t downgrade old ladies like that, asswipe.

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