Rough Drafts

Unfinished or quasi-finished prose that hasn’t been published elsewhere

Coasting in.

Dylan / 3/22/2005

Driving home last night, stop-and-go traffic on the 101, gas gauge pegged to E, I finally ran out of gas […]

Dylan / 3/7/2005

Thanks to I., I now know what I would look like if I were a South Park character.

Dylan / 3/7/2005

A practical guide. (via Chris)

Dylan / 2/22/2005

Helluva a playlist here–all songs with cowbells! (thanks, Scot)

Dylan / 2/17/2005

The definitive list, from Mobile PC. Update 2/22: This story got posted on BoingBoing, Fark, and as of this morning,

Dylan / 2/12/2005

His kung fu looks crazy — but you wouldn’t want to fight him.

Dylan / 2/11/2005

One of the delights of running a free haiku site is getting angry, crazy, or just plain bizarre emails from

Dylan / 2/4/2005

I had a great time on the Dennis Miller show yesterday, and I even got to meet Mowgli, the chimpanzee,

Dylan / 2/3/2005

I’ll be doing a segment on the Dennis Miller show on CNBC tonight, showing off some nifty new gadgets from

Dylan / 1/25/2005

We all know the atomic bomb is dangerous. But if you boys and girls know how to duck and cover,