Xeni has her spiky platinum hair. Cory has his chunky black glasses. Malcolm has his, um, hair. Seth has his ears.
I feel like I’m missing a branding opportunity here. What to do: Shave my head? Bleach my hair and spike it up like I did in the 90s? Wear a huge bone through my nose? Your suggestions are welcome.
Well, it won’t help with your headshot, unless you can attach a sound file, but I always think of your, uh, giggle as your trademark. That, or a Lowly Worm hat.
How about a cheeky French beret?
Silver racing stripes at the temple?
No wait, haikus tattooed all over your arms, legs. neck, etc.
I like this last one…
A robot hat like your daughter’s. I mean, that’s too good an opportunity to miss.