Archive for March, 2005

Coasting in.

Tuesday, March 22nd, 2005

Driving home last night, stop-and-go traffic on the 101, gas gauge pegged to E, I finally ran out of gas about half a mile short of my exit. Restarted the truck and made it as far as the exit, then a couple blocks up Poplar, before the truck ran out of gas again while I was waiting at the light. Restarted it the second the light turned green, gunned through a right hand turn and up the little hill on Delaware — up up up, hang on there, don’t die on me yet — until the engine coughed and died just as I crested the rise. I punched the clutch in and coasted another block, wrenched the steering wheel around to pull into the parking lot, coasted along another fifty feet, and then made a final, careful right turn to roll slowly, just as the truck ran out of its last bit of momentum, into the gas station.

Walk this way.

Friday, March 18th, 2005

Clara heard “Walk This Way” on the radio last week, and asked to hear it again yesterday. Karen says they listened to it about 18 times yesterday morning (including both Aerosmith and Run DMC versions) before preschool. After she got home, all Clara wanted to do was sit in front of the computer and listen to it over and over again. “I want Arrowsmiss” she said. She must have spent an hour listening to the song. “He said ‘flying up in the air’,” my little rocker girl observed after awhile. God help us when she asks what “down on the muffin” means.

South Park.

Monday, March 7th, 2005

Thanks to I., I now know what I would look like if I were a South Park character.
dft as a south park character

How to destroy the earth.

Monday, March 7th, 2005

A practical guide.

(via Chris)