“Asshat,” which perfectly combines aspects of stupidity or clownishness and assholism.
I say this knowing that Gadget Lab blogger Rob Beschizza has outed me as someone who says “Oh my goodness” with no apparent trace of irony. Guilty as charged. Hey, I’ve got a young child. You want to hear a kindergardener calling you an asshat? I didn’t think so.
Your quaint vocabulary is just part of your charm.
And really, I don’t know what else you could have said to prepare your colleague for the Compubeaver.
Aw, shucks. Thanks, India!